My small, not-yet-taken-over country’s cabinet is growing. Since I posted about my ‘Axis of Evil’ my friend Erick was asking which companies are on it besides McDonald’s. Here’s the official list from our Minister of Propaganda, Alastair Alexander:
Warner Brothers – For obvious reasons.
McDonald’s – Cause Al says they’re really icky, and I tend to agree. Except they have nice cookies now…
ArsDigita – Cause they wouldn’t give me my freaking server. Harumph.
I have since dubbed my friend Erick the Minister of Pants, to which he replied, “I vow to serve thee, oh great and wise powerless figurehead and keep the pants of our citiens, where they are supposed to be, upon their heads.” This is shaping up to be one interesting little country. Cabinet seats are still available. Got any ideas?
I think I’ve finally gotten rid of my annoying stressed out vibes for today and am back to being careless and happy. Which is always a nice thing to get back into right before I go to sleep. I have better dreams that way.
And now I’m off to sleep, to dream happy Machiavellian dreams. 🙂