YES! Victory is MINE! I am the most famous blogging Heather in the WORLD! Don’t believe me? Go to Google, type in “Heather’s Blog” or “Heather Blog”, and I will be the first result! Not just the first result – oh no, that wouldn’t be enough – I’m the second result as well. Mwahahaha, my first step toward world domination has been a success! 🙂 I am Queen of the Heathers!


I’m also the second most popular blogger in Watford… except, HA! Joke’s on them! I don’t even live in Watford! Today Watford, tomorrow the world…