I’m alive, if only just. The hospital sucked, far longer and suckier than it ever should have sucked. It sucked so much it was downright criminal. I had to put up with several extra days of suck cause they kept messing up and it kept hurting so bad.

But I’m alive, if only just barely. I’m bruised, battered, mad, frustrated, sad, hurting, and I get to do it all again in 4 weeks cause I’m a lucky girl. And four weeks again after that. And so on and on for eternity. I don’t want to do this anything, cause like I said, it sucked.

And you know what? I don’t care, I’m going to come right out and say it, I want presents. I want presents so bad, loads and loads of them. Because did I mention how much this sucks? Please, buy me presents. I’m pathetic and bratty to ask, but I don’t care. I just got out of the hospital and I want presents. Cause it sucked. Yeah. Ow. Did I mention I hate this hospital? Suck. King of Suck. They are.

But I’m alive. If only just.