Neeeeer&#246m, Look at Me Go!

Guess who gets to drive a Ferrari this afternoon? 🙂 You see, I’m going to a business meeting around 2ish, but it’s not your average business meeting. No sitting around a board room table, no wondering how many hours you’ll be stuck in an stuffy room...

A Question of Failure

Yesterday I was talking to my sister-in-law Jen about my plans for college and why I decided to delay entry for another year. I explained about my plans for The Daily Prophet, a TV show I just sent off a proposal for that I’m quite optimistic about, and the...

Seventy-Two Dollars

I knew things were starting to look up for a change when I woke up the other morning fresh from a very odd yet cheery dream. In it, I dreamt I was at Nordstrom’s, shopping with a handsome man in a sleek black suit. His face was rugged, yet clean-shaven, his hair...

The Hit Series Premiere of the Season

It should be no surprise at this point that I consider my life to be somewhat odd. I’m nineteen now and what have I accomplished in my short little life? Oh, I launched a boycott here, I started a company there; I woke up one day and said, hey, I wanna be a...

Happy Birthday!!

Happy birthday to Steve, happy birthday to Steve, happy birthday dear Steven, happy birthday to you! It’s my brother’s birthday, yes it is. No go buy his stuff! It’s pretty! It’s funny! It’s art, dang it! Buy it now! Apart from being a...