The Invasion is Complete!

My brother Tim finally has a blog! You know what that means, don’t you? It means all of us Lawver kiddies have finally finished our blogging invasion. What’s next? I’m not going to spoil our element of surprise, that would kill our plans for total...

Nocturnal Nothingness… and Pudding!

I can’t sleep. I’m falling into the rut of insomnia again. This time I’m pretty sure why it’s happened, but it’s a rather ridiculous reason… I’m having nightmares. Every single night for the past week it’s been the same:...

Please, Fart Politely

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s smokers and their awful double standards. I mean, come on, who *doesn’t* check behind themselves before breaking the wind? Now if only smokers would show the same consideration… Ah, gotta love...

Good Friday

You’re The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy! by Douglas Adams Considered by many to be one of the funniest people around, you are quite an entertainer. You’ve also traveled to the far reaches of what you deem possible, often confused and unsure of...

Hello From Europe!

I’m safe and sound – my flight over the Atlantic went just fine. I’ve been having a lovely time over here, mostly talking with friends. Already I’ve gone to a few art museums, visited some lovely parks, and for the past two days I’ve had...