No-Toe Faux Pas

    (Sorry for the long post, but it’s important to me, so if you have a few spare minutes, please read and take the time to comment. Thanks!)     It should be no secret by now that I’m a toe amputee. But in case...

Optimism in a Pretty Ferrari Package

    I have at last, albeit far too early, returned from San Francisco, California. On Saturday the 21st of May, I woke up at the ridiculous hour of 3:30am (erm, uh, somehow it’s less ridiculous if I’m still up at that hour and about to...

International Be Nice To Heather Week

    Could this week have gone any better? Seriously, if this doesn’t prove the validity of my claims that my life is a farce for the sake of television ratings, then something is seriously wrong with the rules of evidence....

Heather Feather, How’s The Weather…

    Ages ago, when I was in regular public school, my kindergarten classmates were a highly creative bunch. They shunned your typical playground taunts and instead developed highly interesting, personalized methods of teasing for one another. Since...

Product Placement on The Heather Show

    Earlier this evening while driving my brother back from one of his final college classes of the semester, I started talking about how much I wanted a convertible. Everywhere I go I’ve been driving with the sunroof open and one hand...

Unexpected Artistry

    It seems that whenever I do a lot of soul searching I become more aware of art in unexpected mediums. That’s not to say I become a great artist – ha, no, far from it – I just notice beautiful things more than I usually do....