by Heather | Dec 8, 2004 | 2003-2012
Someone’s playing a mean, awful, hideous joke on me. I swear, if the producers of The Heather Show don’t lighten up, I’ll produce some drama for this shindig all on my own, and I’m not promising they’ll like it....
by Heather | Dec 7, 2004 | 2003-2012
I have had a royally horrific week. I’ve found two more tumors (one of which seems to delight in cutting off the nerves to my left arm), I didn’t make it to the finals of an award I was hoping to get, I’m having really garish...
by Heather | Dec 2, 2004 | 2003-2012
It is 5:30 in the morning. I can’t sleep. I’m bored. And all of my thoughts are random. Although it still feels like today since I haven’t slept, yesterday I drove my Mother and my Grandmother into DC...
by Heather | Nov 28, 2004 | 2003-2012
I am a grade school drop out. Got to first grade and said, “I’m outta here!” Sure, I studied. I worked. I toiled. But did I go back to school? Did I get my GED? A diploma? Heck, I barely squeaked out a decent SAT score. (ACT,...
by Heather | Nov 26, 2004 | 2003-2012
“Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor; and Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their...
by Heather | Nov 18, 2004 | 2003-2012
I just finished reading a book by A.J. Jacobs called “The Know-It-All”. Essentially, the senior editor of Esquire decides that his brain has been overrun by useless pop culture ‘knowledge’, and it’s time to return...
