by Heather | Sep 21, 2004 | 2003-2012
It should be no surprise at this point that I consider my life to be somewhat odd. I’m nineteen now and what have I accomplished in my short little life? Oh, I launched a boycott here, I started a company there; I woke up one day and said, hey, I wanna be a...
by Heather | Sep 16, 2004 | 2003-2012
Happy birthday to Steve, happy birthday to Steve, happy birthday dear Steven, happy birthday to you! It’s my brother’s birthday, yes it is. No go buy his stuff! It’s pretty! It’s funny! It’s art, dang it! Buy it now! Apart from being a...
by Heather | Sep 15, 2004 | 2003-2012
I actually ventured out of the house earlier this evening to get some shopping done at the mall. I’ve decided that Nordstrom should be prescribed as a tincture for most every ailment – after just waltzing through, not even buying anything there, I suddenly...
by Heather | Sep 11, 2004 | 2003-2012
Try to remember the kind of September When life was slow and oh so mellow. Try to remember the kind of September When grass was green and grain was yellow. Try to remember the kind of September When you were a tender and callow fellow. Try to remember and if you...
by Heather | Sep 3, 2004 | 2003-2012
Hooray! I have mono! Yes, I know that sounds strange. Even my doctor laughed when I said that to him after he delivered the glorious news. “I’ve never once heard anyone so excited to have mono!” he said. Why am I so happy? Cause it’s not...
