Do the ‘Ku!

My new favorite blogger Chris is hosting the stupendous Thursday Haiku Smackdown today, and I was the first ‘ku’er of the morning (thanks to weirdo dreams that woke me up and now I can’t get back to sleep.) Go, do the ‘ku, you know you want to!...

Who Am I?

I think I’m having some kind of identity crisis. That, or I’ve been possessed by a giggly blonde 12-year-old girl. Why do I say this? Lots of reasons, i.e. I’ve been extremely forgetful lately, everything’s a whole lot funnier than it should...

Life Without Cheekbones

I’ve been absent, I know it. But I feel I have a well enough reason to let me blogging duties slip for a little while. Why? Because even though having my wisdom teeth out wasn’t as bad as I was expecting, it still wasn’t much fun at all. I...

National Make Heather Happy Day

Something in the cosmos was aligned properly today. Things worked out, people went out of their way to smile at me, good things happened. Personally, I think root beer is an omen of all that is right, decent, and good in this world. Why do I say this? Because...

The Good, The Bad, and the Sugary

Unfortunately this week is shaping up to be a week of extremes. Today is proof of that. This morning I was quite pleased because I had an appointment to see a plastic surgeon. You see, my body has issues – fat issues. A few weeks ago I mentioned that I’d...

Every Dream Has a Name, and Names Tell Your Story

“So here’s a tribute toast with root beer in hand to you and the many mugs of suds along your happy trails.” – Charles Wysocki I’ve been going to Sweetwater Tavern for the past few years, happily drinking myself silly, downing pint after...