Make it One for My Baby, and One More for the Road

“It’s quarter to three, there’s no one in the place, ‘cept you and me…” Earlier this week, I met Ethan. I had been invited to join this interesting version of Friendster, made especially for Mormons. It was late one night –...

The Bloggy 100,000

Back in October I celebrated the Bloggy 500, in recognition of posting my 500th blog entry. Now I have the pleasure of introducing the Bloggy 100,000, in celebration of surpassing 100,000 visits to my blog since I added this most recent counter just last year. To mark...

The Invasion is Complete!

My brother Tim finally has a blog! You know what that means, don’t you? It means all of us Lawver kiddies have finally finished our blogging invasion. What’s next? I’m not going to spoil our element of surprise, that would kill our plans for total...

Nocturnal Nothingness… and Pudding!

I can’t sleep. I’m falling into the rut of insomnia again. This time I’m pretty sure why it’s happened, but it’s a rather ridiculous reason… I’m having nightmares. Every single night for the past week it’s been the same:...

Please, Fart Politely

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s smokers and their awful double standards. I mean, come on, who *doesn’t* check behind themselves before breaking the wind? Now if only smokers would show the same consideration… Ah, gotta love...