Buy two posters and call me in the morning

Shopping is the best medicine. I was feeling pretty icky around four o’clock this afternoon. I had another unbearable headache attack and it was too early to take any percocet. So what did I do? I distracted myself as best I could by talking to a good friend of...

Abby Normal

I came to a realization earlier this evening. My brother Kevin came over for dinner and to watch the classic Talking Heads movie ‘True Stories’. Kevin, Steven, and I were sitting in the basement waiting for our parents to join us and somehow we got on the...

Quit Worrying So Much

You know what’s cute? Four sweet people have contacted me today in some form or another, worried that Babelfish might have done me a disservice by improperly translating that fax I sent to the Count. Really, people, it’s okay! I was extremely careful....

Flirting at 60mph…

I had my first highway flirting experience today while driving my car! For nearly half an hour this cute little Silver Volkswagen GTI and I were heading in the same direction. At first, it was all a coincidence that we’d end up side-by-side. But then, he kind of...

Good News!

I’m going to Berlin! The only bad news is it won’t be this Saturday. The Count did call to arrange a meeting, but unfortunately it won’t be for this Monday. We’ll have to delay until mid-October. But you know what? I’m okay with that....