Straighter Than Steve McQueen

    My Dad loves cars. It’s as simple as that. When he was younger, he worked at an exotic car lot in Tucson, Arizona, selling Triumphs, MGs, Jags, and other British models. He’s always been partial to the boxiest, Britishest cars out...

Rubber Baby Biblical Bumpers

    Driving along I-66 today I saw quite an interesting collection of bumper stickers. Here are two of my favorites:     On Earth as it is in Texas – I just love how Texans take such pride in their heritage and all that...

Vote Peanut Butter

I love peanut butter. Peanut butter is the best thing for all of us sandwich eaters. Creamy, chunky, honey-roasted – all varieties of peanut butter could save us from utter destruction! George Washington Carver was a great man, a visionary, the wisest man to...

Trigger Happy

    Today (meaning November 1, despite the fact it’s after midnight) was the last day of my friend Ryan’s visit to Virginia. We had planned on going to the Smithsonians like dutiful tourists, but when I woke up this morning, I could...

Albert Einstein is a Big Fat DooDoo Head

    I’m sorry to be so juvenile, but why is it that the Albert Einstein Memorial here in DC makes him look like a giant pile of sculpted poo? Look at the poor guy!     On Thursday, my friend Ryan arrived for a weekend...

If I Had a Secret Recipe, You Would Be My Baby

I got this in the mail today. Now, I realize it’s from The National Right to Life committee and of course they’re a special interest group with an agenda just like everyone else in Washington, but it got me thinking about partial birth abortion and where...