Is your kitchen a sight? Is your wardrobe all run down and bare? Is your lipstick all smeared? Are your stockings not shear? Do they make your legs show all… your haaair? Do the tears on your pillow, roll down as you turn… do they short out the blanket, and make the sheets burn? Is your heaaarrrt filled with pain!? Will you come back again? Shop at Macy’s and love me tonight!


Ech hem. Excuse me. And now for something completely different.


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