I’m going to PIttsburgh! Erm, okay, that sounds far more exciting than it really is. I’ve gotten things arranged with the doctors up in Pittsburgh who are supposedly experts on Dercum’s Disease, and I’m going to be seeing one of them next Friday for a pre-surgery evaluation. They’re really keen to operate on me and are saying that they could operate on me as soon as February 2nd, if not sooner. Apparently if I frown pretty and tell them how bad it hurts, they’ll try to clear a day on their schedule for me. I’m not counting on it because I’m getting really tired of getting my hopes up only to have them dashed again, but hey, it’s something. Sure, it’s not quite Texas, but if it means not dying, then hey, I’m all for it.

    But eugh, Pittsburgh… I was so excited about Texas. They had good beef, nice people, pretty shopping malls, cheap perfume, more good beef, and a really good friend. But Pittsburgh… My brother did find that there’s a cool robotics exhibit there, so they at least have something going for them. Ah well, if Pittsburgh can fix me and get me into the operating room before my birthday, even if it’s only by a few days, I’ll love them forever.

    Now for some distraction though! I’ve been getting all excited about this Heather Show Video Variety Spectacular thing, so I’ve been adding more and more stuff to it today. I added a short film that my buddy Sujit made, and I created an entirely new section… are you ready for it? Are you sure? Cause baby, it’s swingin’, can you dig? Check it out!

Scopitones!

    Ta da! Scopitones! I’ve mentioned these cute little 60’s music videos before, but now you too can share in the joy! Isn’t it fantabulous? There are nine complete Scopitones available now, and more on their way (thanks to the video editing super powers of my brother Steve). I’m so excited, I just love Scopitones. As stupid as they are, they serve as great giggly distractions from life-crap. You should check them out, because they’re sure to make you laugh, wince, and smile all at once. 🙂 I love them so much I just couldn’t keep them to myself. Go, download them, and giggle along with me, won’t you?