In the golden age of Hollywood, studio executives used to name new actors after established celebrities. For instance, Cary Grant was named in honor of Gary Cooper – you know, the incredibly obvious inversion of their initials.
So now that Heath Ledger is famous, I want to be named after him. One day, when I’m a Hollywood big shot, I shall be known as Snickers Flowchart. And the next generation after I’m famous, Caramello Rolodex. She’ll be Italian.
Discuss amongst yourselves, when it’s safely after midnight.
I wanna be named after Jake Weber. I can go by the name Satisfactory Lacework.
I would name myself after Paul Newman… Saul Oldman
Ooooo… or even Mark Hamill…. Spot Towne
I was named after Bob Hope.
Well, once I become famous, someone will probably name himself River Airpig.
I think that they should name them after directors too. Think of all the possibilities with Nick Park.
Snickers hey? What’s the Flowchart thing all about? Maybe I shouldn’t ask… but I like it. Just imagine, “In another worrrld… can romance find it’s way to love… Coming soon, heath LEDGER and snickers FLOWCHART in… PASSIONATE DRIBBLE” Yeah, that could work. I was named after Darren McGavin the apparently hot heart-throb of the sixties, but I couldn’t see it, and he was a lousy actor. My stardom ends there.